I haven't written a review for any of the Twilight books so far, for the simple reason that I have absolutely no idea what to write.
I could tell you what happens, but you either already know or don't want to.
I could tell you what I thought of the book/series, but it's pretty much the same as everyone else: I enjoyed the story; thought the writing was a bit so-so and predicable in places; loved some of the characters (Alice), wanted to hit others some of the time (Bella).
I could tell you what I thought of the movie: liked it, thought the book was better, drooled over Edward's piano (while my sister drooled over Edward).
I could even tell you about the reading experience: "where are you up to?" conversations with my sister, "will you just hurry up and read it!" arguments with friends.
But at the end of the day, I just can't bring myself to actually review it, so instead I leave you will a picture of the Bella doll I made my sister for Christmas (Edward and Jacob still to come).
(click for more images - be warned, I went a bit snap happy)